Ok, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived!
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Unlike all those other grammar guides, this one is meant to be quick, practical, and, most importantly, fun. Sure, other writing teachers are more knowledgeable and better credentialed, but remember I used the K.I.S.S. method all the way through. So learning with me will be EASY!
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Still unsure? Wouldn’t you like to impress your friends with the comma usage in your text messages? What about showing up your boss by using semicolons? And don’t you want to be a good role model for your children by choosing active over passive voice? C’mon, what are you waiting for?
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But you don’t have to take my word for it. Here’s what one writer, ALar from Moai Martial Arts is saying.
Just read your grammar guide. It rocks! I love the comedy and simplicity of the whole deal. The simple/funny/easy approach really works. I might have even learned a thing or two myself, and that is the point isn’t it?
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All kidding aside, I’m quite confident that you’ll love this new book. Thanks for listening, and I hope you have the time to check it out. If you have questions or comments, don’t hesitate to ask. Hit me up by e-mailing firstname.lastname@example.org, calling 860-325-0839, or commenting below. I’m looking forward to writing some new stuff for you soon!
— Bill Antonitis